By JESSE DANIEL BOONE
When the flappers quit flapping
And the knockers quit rapping
And the profiteers cease to exist,
When the sinners stop sinning
And the gamblers stop winning,
We’ll emerge from the clouds and the mist.
When we have no bootleggers
And many less beggars
To add to humanity’s woes,
We’ll be tickled all over
And roll in tall clover,
But when, oh! when? nobody knows.
When there isn’t a growler
Or calamity howler
To mess up the beautiful world,
We’ll have the “wig-wags”
To hoist all the flags
And have all the colors unfurled.
When the guilty confesses
And men wear the dresses
And children quit bossing the ranch,
We’ll call the world glorious
And hail it victorious
And the good Ship of State will be stanch.
When prices come lower
And autos run slower,
And Waynesville folks all go to church,
We’ll write you a letter
Of things growing better
And how we got out of the lurch.
When oil sharks are through
And married folks true
And neighbors will envy not,
Millennium will be near
And we’ll have little fear
Of the place they tell us is hot.
When a thin soda cracker
Or a chew of tobacco
Or a thin, sleazy, cheap pair of hose
Will cost just their worth,
We’ll love this old earth
And we’ll lessen our troubles and woes.
From the front page of The Carolina Mountaineer and Waynesville Courier, Monday, Sept. 3, 1923
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